The Giant Island Republic of Eaetafershe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Penekaalo Iuratinsh-Totorim with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.328 billion Eaetafershaps hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eaetafershe Mega City. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eaetafershap economy, worth 366 trillion Eaetinsins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,491 Eaetinsins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, gossip magazines have pictures of Penekaalo Iuratinsh-Totorim sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eaetafershe's national animal is the giant possum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eaetafershe is ranked 12,039^th in the world and 474^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 106 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.