by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 801stMost Influential: 1,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,248th
The Oceanic Imperium of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Great empires are not maintained by timidity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population5.004 billion

CapitalNeptune City
LeaderKamehameha VI

Animalkiller whale

The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 5.004 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 831 trillion kapoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 166,266 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kamehameha VI to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 229,285th in the world and 8,564th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 801stMost Influential: 1,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,248thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,601stBest Weather: 2,890thMost Cultured: 2,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,024thMost Inclusive: 3,112thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,355thMost Developed: 3,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,172ndSmartest Citizens: 4,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,456thNicest Citizens: 4,511thMost Pacifist: 4,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,159thLowest Crime Rates: 5,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,417thLargest Governments: 6,750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,050thSafest: 8,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,193rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,669thHighest Average Incomes: 11,095thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,960thMost Secular: 16,923rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,563rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,622ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,795thHighest Economic Output: 22,688th
Largest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Developed: 223rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 252nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 257th in the regionNicest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Pacifist: 280th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 366th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 385th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 466th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 495th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 512th in the regionSafest: 524th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 527th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 555th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 589th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 648th in the regionNudest: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 681st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 737th in the regionRudest Citizens: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 812th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 856th in the regionMost Secular: 859th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 900th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kamehameha VI to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Kamohoalii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 221 » Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Hamerica, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Empy, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Corfad, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Wineclaw, Territorio di Nessuno, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Guer Aike, Shadowrik, Loutsland, The Endless Eventide, Seenvorland, Sundred, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, 1 very fast endotarter, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Siwale, Daiz, Fendlium, Valentine Z, Clan Spaniel, Xagill, Glurponia, Ravendi, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, New Lakemba, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, and 171 others.Dabarastan, Holy Oranz, Noesantara, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Selfgradatude, Crader, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Kranostav, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Iron Lions, Varola, Zecit, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Pleroma Sans Romans, Korovan Isles, Ver Testua, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Joodey, Sikol, Timothea, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Bengal Empir, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Madjack, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Innocentic, Moubarakistan, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Eywaan, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Nationeer, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Unsophisticate, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Godwanna, Religioncord, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, PEG, DIMAnism, Venicea, Pasargad, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Pleiads, East Akra, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Liminyj, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Colfes, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Orado, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Strongwill, Freyford, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Otakus and Weebs, Vesteysia, Moneyflows, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Ellbonnia, Figyjharli, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Travislavania, Svenskan, Dangine, Kromi, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Shotokonia, Free Salvation, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Mon Island, Solimun, Defense For The World Assembly, Darkmondoria, Tsandonown, Britle, Centrialand, Korean-Joseon, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Boston Castle, Erisoria, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Duurania, Bearical, Perikuresu, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Nova Arcania, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, and Morcusa Clicanskaukk.

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