by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,061stMost Influential: 1,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,409th
The Oceanic Imperium of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Great empires are not maintained by timidity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.528 billion

CapitalNeptune City
LeaderKamehameha VI

Animalkiller whale

The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.528 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 550 trillion kapoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,992 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, Kamohoaliians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kamohoalii, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 203,134th in the world and 8,941st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.53 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,061stMost Influential: 1,614thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,959thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,998thMost Cultured: 4,011thMost Inclusive: 4,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,877thNicest Citizens: 5,016thBest Weather: 5,189thMost Developed: 5,517thSmartest Citizens: 5,963rdMost Pacifist: 6,015thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,362ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,496thHealthiest Citizens: 6,585thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,352ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,849thLowest Crime Rates: 9,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,641stLargest Governments: 9,847thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,489thHighest Average Incomes: 12,140thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,616thMost Efficient Economies: 14,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,784thMost Secular: 18,781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,178thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,247th
Largest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionMost Inclusive: 262nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 293rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 308th in the regionMost Developed: 331st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 343rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 378th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 422nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 445th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 490th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 578th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 613th in the regionNudest: 628th in the regionMost Influential: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 675th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 697th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 721st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739th in the regionRudest Citizens: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kamohoalii.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, Kamohoaliians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, Kamohoalii has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 178 » Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Zumlandia, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Empy, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Abject Ludicrosity, Corfad, Loli County, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Wineclaw, Territorio di Nessuno, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pazair, Gnomewatchers, Guer Aike, Shadowrik, Loutsland, The Endless Eventide, Seenvorland, Sundred, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, 1 very fast endotarter, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Siwale, Daiz, Fendlium, Noahs Second Country, Valentine Z, Clan Spaniel, Serendipita Martia, Xagill, Glurponia, Praeceps, and 128 others.Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, New Lakemba, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, Dabarastan, Holy Oranz, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Noesantara, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, Crader, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Ihese, Plangainer, Xentherida, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Psychotic Vegans, Kranostav, Antiyard, MiaryBhalzhack, The Windmilluminati, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Iron Lions, Varola, Zecit, Unshleepd, Woodsend, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Abonland, Maott, The Pantheons, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, The Most Freedom Ever, Fizban, Westinor, Ver Testua, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Avastate, Joodey, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Timothea, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Bengal Empir, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Yalgora, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Schnuftelland, Palisede, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Maclare, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Madjack, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, Eschatosia, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Cucuville, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, Innocentic, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Eywaan, Therizia, Pigeonstan, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Nationeer, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Lulubellia, Comfed, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Unsophisticate, Rozarus, and Hardscrabble.

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