The United Kingdom of Nationeer is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime King Nixen Welton with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.669 billion Nationeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationeer Central. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nationeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Compoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,568 Compoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's favourite colour is green (Nationeer has found 1 easter egg), citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, group hugs break out during floor votes, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationeer's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nationeer is ranked 225,792^nd in the world and 3,502^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.53 Obesity Rate.