The Lucky Gold Holy Christmas of Inclement Space is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hetman Vasyl Fournier with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.221 billion Inclement Spacers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belfast. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Inclement Space economy, worth 396 trillion liquid platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,650 liquid platinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and in a baffling press conference Hetman Vasyl Fournier proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inclement Space's national animal is the homo veneri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Inclement Space is ranked 28,671^st in the world and 861^st in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,837.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.