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Most Stationary: 399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419thHighest Economic Output: 421st
The Caliphate of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Assimilation is good.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population32.901 billion



The Caliphate of Packilvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Noi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.901 billion Packilvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hikaruton. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Packilvanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,030 trillion Packels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,879 Packels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Packilvania's national animal is the Arkane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Packilvania is ranked 1,862nd in the world and 42nd in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 304,879.09 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Stationary: 399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419thHighest Economic Output: 421stHighest Poor Incomes: 618thSafest: 674thLargest Governments: 826thLowest Crime Rates: 896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 935thLargest Mining Sector: 1,047thSmartest Citizens: 1,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,332ndLargest Populations: 1,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,378thMost Influential: 1,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,776thHighest Average Incomes: 1,862ndTop
Most Developed: 2,199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,224thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,631stMost Cultured: 4,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,232ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,450thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,872ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,107thMost Secular: 6,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,347thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,791stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,449thMost Efficient Economies: 9,312thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,017thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,043rdMost Inclusive: 14,873rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,119th
Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionMost Secular: 243rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 247th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 322nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 375th in the regionTop
Nudest: 419th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 450th in the regionMost Inclusive: 457th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 465th in the region

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