The Unquantifiable State of The Cascadian Bioregion is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Victoria Cascade with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.236 billion Cascadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Champoeg. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cascadian economy, worth 334 trillion Cascadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,328 Cascadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, Cascadian diplomacy is by the book, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cascadian Bioregion's national animal is the Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Cascadian Bioregion is ranked 299,891^st in the world and 4,464^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.59 Obesity Rate.