The Social Kingdom of The Cascadian Bioregion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoria Holmes with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.019 billion Cascadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cascadian economy, worth 89.7 trillion Cascadian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,986 Cascadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, Victoria Holmes's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cascadian Bioregion's national animal is the Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Cascadian Bioregion is ranked 203,688^th in the world and 8,307^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.