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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 813thMost Influential: 3,397thMost Pacifist: 7,856th
The Social Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Nature Guardians and Holders to the Archives
Minister of Radio
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Cascadian Bioregion

Population1.019 billion

CapitalNew Vancouver
LeaderVictoria Holmes

CurrencyCascadian Dollar
AnimalBarn Owl

The Social Kingdom of The Cascadian Bioregion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoria Holmes with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.019 billion Cascadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cascadian economy, worth 89.7 trillion Cascadian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,986 Cascadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, Victoria Holmes's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cascadian Bioregion's national animal is the Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Cascadian Bioregion is ranked 203,688th in the world and 8,307th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 813thTop
Most Influential: 3,397thMost Pacifist: 7,856thSafest: 9,166thMost Secular: 10,012thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,688thNicest Citizens: 13,937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,907thBest Weather: 15,090thMost Inclusive: 17,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,386thMost Developed: 18,365thLowest Crime Rates: 19,212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,978th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 455th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 508th in the regionSafest: 527th in the regionMost Average: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 703rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 736th in the regionNicest Citizens: 758th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 779th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 781st in the regionBest Weather: 863rd in the regionMost Influential: 964th in the region

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