The Republic of The Unicrons is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Optimus Prime with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.759 billion Unicronsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cybertron. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Unicronsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion USDS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 158,019 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unicrons's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cybertronianism.

The Unicrons is ranked 183,520^th in the world and 7,983^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.18 Obesity Rate.