The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.643 billion Rumagnul hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 2,755 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 285,738 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

No one gossips with Olindo Guerrini during diplomatic summits, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 1,491^st in the world and 103^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.04 on the Human Development Index.