The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.939 billion Rumagnul hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,590 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Ravèna's playgrounds, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and decongestants have replaced francs in street transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 9,298^th in the world and 605^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,707.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.