The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Yokciq with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.932 billion Yokciq Empireans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yokciq City. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yokciq Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,282 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 346,103 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voters who forget their name are given a hint, long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport, a new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yokciq Empire's national animal is the Godeater Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yokciq Empire is ranked 295,541^st in the world and 4,387^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.17 Obesity Rate.