The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.028 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion kapustas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,846 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 253,427^th in the world and 3,747^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.