by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,994th Most Influential: 2,345th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,950th
The Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Love Is The Law, Love Under Will
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.172 billion

LeaderZanon Stints

AnimalBarn Owl

The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zanon Stints with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.172 billion Jarilonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth 251 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,018 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, the nation thirsts for new freedoms, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thelema.

Jarilon is ranked 5,400th in the world and 137th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,421.01 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,994thMost Influential: 2,345thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,950thMost Cultured: 4,512thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,824thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,579thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,569thMost Secular: 11,773rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,299thSmartest Citizens: 12,723rdMost Inclusive: 13,656thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,072ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,596th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionMost Influential: 260th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 308th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 312th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 366th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 382nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 386th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 392nd in the regionMost Secular: 404th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 416th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionMost Inclusive: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 515th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 550th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 628th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 649th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 665th in the regionMost Stationary: 672nd in the regionMost Developed: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The WA Republic of Qawe.
  • : Jarilon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the nation thirsts for new freedoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
  • : Jarilon was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Republic of Samogitija.
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Republic of Direwolf1.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.


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