by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,427thMost Influential: 1,892ndMost Cultured: 2,467th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Love Is The Law, Love Under Will
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.615 billion

LeaderZanon Dance

AnimalBarn Owl

The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zanon Dance with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.615 billion Jarilonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth 771 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,466 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thelema.

Jarilon is ranked 52,237th in the world and 582nd in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 5.62 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,427thMost Influential: 1,892ndTop
Most Cultured: 2,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,009thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,963rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,553rdSmartest Citizens: 5,847thBest Weather: 5,999thLowest Crime Rates: 7,078thMost Inclusive: 7,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,235thLargest Governments: 9,430thHealthiest Citizens: 10,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,080thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,271stMost Secular: 13,323rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,580thMost Efficient Economies: 13,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,942ndMost Pacifist: 15,629thHighest Average Incomes: 17,397thMost Developed: 17,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,565thMost Stationary: 20,261st
Most Cultured: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 320th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 383rd in the regionMost Stationary: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 397th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 442nd in the regionMost Secular: 457th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 468th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 505th in the regionMost Developed: 525th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 535th in the regionLargest Populations: 582nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 617th in the regionMost Pacifist: 652nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 717th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Dominion of Drystar.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, Jarilon's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, nations that kill a Jarilonian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Si-topia, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Calistan, Sandaoguo, Theorin, Farengeto, Aurcania, Kringalia, Eastern Nyan, Pax Dracon, Sedunn, Tsunamy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Abarri, Kandorith, Xandev, Jehenna, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, USNE2018, Amerion, The Filippinas, New Briantown, Mapico, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Tioloman, Terran Draconia, Techganet, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Ralphburg, and 105 others.Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Auphelia, Springhollow, Compli, The Worst army of, Royaltica, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Yeldarbsland, Myness, Belschaft, Midand, Andinla, Concrete Slab, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Seythennia, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Steviland, Unielvan Millorvium, Los Rodeos, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Enlightened Australasia, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Bawkie, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, The Imperial Frost Federation, Vardanfel, Blaufrankisch, Kingpins, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Treir, The White Isles, Lionstrapower, Scu Greinne, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Levistian, Qawe, Sapientiano, Margila Islands, The Altan, Lyland, New Itomorii, Pencil Sharpeners 2, LadyRebels, Proctethia, NIGHTRAY, Libedistan, Westenhald, Bod Zarth Throge, Gonrati, Equal and United Scientists, Twoole, Skaladoria, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Populaa, Freedoom, Alambar, Ipugao, Freavia, United States of Belvaria, Kaoia, Rectionk, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, JavaSiege, Rhetiaa, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Independent State of Arstotzka, Moridine, Green Sofia, New Sanet, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, UwUuuu, The Kies, Linguiniland, Anatasha, Kiani, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, and Drystar.

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