The Republic of Southern Numenor is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Elros Tar-Minyatur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.96 billion Southern Numenorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armenolos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Numenorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,258 trillion Castars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 330,065 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Numenor's national animal is the Sabertooth Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iluvatar.

Southern Numenor is ranked 307,459^th in the world and 4,141^st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.96 Obesity Rate.