The Commonwealth of Fasire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by gurlz with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.697 billion Fasireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasiropolis. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fasirean economy, worth 450 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,237 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, Gurlz is considering changing the Fasirean flag to one with more glitter, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fasire's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fasire is ranked 38,642^nd in the world and 898^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,548.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.