The Commonwealth of Fasire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by gurlz with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.781 billion Fasireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasiropolis. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fasirean economy, worth 236 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,545 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fasire's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fasire is ranked 12,574^th in the world and 410^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,419.45 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.