The Commonwealth of Fasire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by gurlz with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.304 billion Fasireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasiropolis. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fasirean economy, worth 147 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,082 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fasire's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fasire is ranked 16,965^th in the world and 506^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,607.98 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.