The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.171 billion Moryazvians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,357 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,925 Moryazvian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 1,634^th in the world and 67^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 292 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.