The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.155 billion Moryazvians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,353 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 236,942 Moryazvian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 307,378^th in the world and 4,670^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.01 Obesity Rate.