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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 149th Most Influential: 288th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,686th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.996 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.996 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The all-consuming SORTan economy, worth 924 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,802 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, glamping SORTans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 157,116th in the world and 8,709th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 149thMost Influential: 288thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,217thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,890thLowest Crime Rates: 11,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,097thLargest Governments: 12,376thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,529thBest Weather: 12,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,833rdMost Stationary: 15,185thHighest Economic Output: 15,391stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,887th
Most Influential: 92nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 375th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 380th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388th in the regionMost Stationary: 409th in the regionLargest Populations: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 455th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 469th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 582nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the regionLargest Governments: 605th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 655th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 658th in the regionBest Weather: 718th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 722nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 751st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 800th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 861st in the region

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