The Territorial Union of Phii is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Isaac Frens III with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 3.519 billion Phiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novataia. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phiian economy, worth 463 trillion Emerald Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,624 Emerald Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, Novataia University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phii's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ice-Creamism.

Phii is ranked 66,777^th in the world and 1,063^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,525.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.