The Democratic Republic of Kobagia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Isolde Shirukaze イゾルデ 白風 with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.512 billion Kobagians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merrdelle. The average income tax rate is 88.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion Bagynos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 168,266 Bagynos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mouth-frothing Kobagian can be confused for a rabid Kobagian tiger, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kobagia's national animal is the Kobagian tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Kobagian Christianism.

Kobagia is ranked 6,288^th in the world and 175^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 22.65 Obesity Rate.