The Democratic People's Republic of Kobagia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gabriel Anthony Losde Bisar with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.092 billion Kobagians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merrdelle. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kobagian economy, worth 262 trillion Bagynos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,761 Bagynos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", state media insists that Gabriel Anthony Losde Bisar is the most fashionable leader in The North Pacific, and countless government officials are accused of espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kobagia's national animal is the Kobagian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Kobagian Christianism.

Kobagia is ranked 162,236^th in the world and 8,916^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.77 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.