The Dead of Singaporen Empire is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.974 billion Singaporeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 991 trillion Singaporean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,123 Singaporean Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 652,728 per year while the poor average 18,776, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and Singaporean actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nerdism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 215,634^th in the world and 3,344^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.92 Obesity Rate.