The Commonwealth of Isla Matador is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Carlos Lloyd with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.208 billion Matadorans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Richards. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Matadorer economy, worth 512 trillion martas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 159,768 martas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, sick Matadorans are hair today and gone tomorrow, and city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Matador's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isla Matador is ranked 252,104^th in the world and 3,804^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.33 Obesity Rate.