The Questionable Concept of Uselessness is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Will of the People with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.683 billion Nessies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prox. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uselessnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,433 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Uselessnessian surveillance, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, the mouth-frothing Nessie can be confused for a rabid person, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uselessness's national animal is the person, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Copium.

Uselessness is ranked 6,565^th in the world and 260^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,653.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.