The People's Republic of Ziprotscria is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Shimtaenek Atkunsinkar with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.719 billion Ziprotscrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katyushankret. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ziprotscrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,831 trillion Risenkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,852 Risenkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, ad-blocking has been nationalised, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and black gold is looking more brown these days. Crime is totally unknown. Ziprotscria's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nakareshism.

Ziprotscria is ranked 100,854^th in the world and 1,409^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,869.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.