The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.639 billion Wallandans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,838 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 387,694 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, thick smog keeps Wallandans from looking too far ahead, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 44,201^st in the world and 517^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,088.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.