The Midaic Republic of Midand is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.527 billion Midandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,101 trillion Midoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,028 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and you can touch grass without leaving your computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 306,214^th in the world and 4,124^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.74 Obesity Rate.