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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 204thMost Influential: 384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,108th
The Drunken Irish Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....
Frank Sinatra
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Drugged Monkeys

Population25.871 billion

CapitalHoboken
LeaderFrank Sinatra

Currencydollar
Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.871 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,661 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 74,785th in the world and 3,237th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 68.1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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