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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 243rd Most Influential: 462nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,215th
The Drunken Irish Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....
Frank Sinatra
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Drugged Monkeys

Population24.155 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.155 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 51,811 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 168,521st in the world and 6,933rd in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 243rdMost Influential: 462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,215thTop
Best Weather: 2,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,831stLargest Populations: 3,458thMost Stationary: 4,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,890thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,346thHealthiest Citizens: 7,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,338thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,673rdHighest Economic Output: 11,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,987thSafest: 13,403rdMost Cultured: 13,983rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,374thSmartest Citizens: 15,502ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,615th
Most Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 85th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 219th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 242nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 301st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionSafest: 496th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 550th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 559th in the regionNicest Citizens: 695th in the region

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