The Republic of Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Mayor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.23 billion Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Academy of Wetterberg. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,121 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', voters are one of the nation's top imports, and kindhearted Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries. Crime is totally unknown. Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg's national animal is the minature donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg is ranked 301,436^th in the world and 4,033^rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.31 Obesity Rate.