The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.324 billion Dimplingpieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dimplingpiean economy, worth 729 trillion Pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,616 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 255,966^th in the world and 3,539^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.19 Obesity Rate.