The People's Republic of Pradovnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dear Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 25.507 billion Pradovnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaflograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pradovnian economy, worth a remarkable 6,328 trillion Pradloks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,091 Pradloks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, Vaflograd moves with the times, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and the dotted line smells faintly of iron. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pradovnia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pradovnia is ranked 303,413^th in the world and 4,537^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.78 Obesity Rate.