by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,655thMost Influential: 5,081stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,237th
The Autocratic State of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Everything's Deranged! Nothing can compare!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population884 million


CurrencyKit Credit

The Autocratic State of Kitzgos is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 884 million Kitzgosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 111 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,962 Kit Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shung-Blef's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitzgos is ranked 73,555th in the world and 2,772nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 159,903 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,655thTop
Most Influential: 5,081stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,237thBest Weather: 9,317thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,309thHealthiest Citizens: 11,979thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,362ndMost Developed: 15,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,595thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,371stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,874thHighest Average Incomes: 21,147thMost Secular: 22,285thMost Inclusive: 23,324th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 308th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 550th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 560th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 620th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 698th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 715th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 722nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 783rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 815th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 821st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 831st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 850th in the regionMost Developed: 875th in the regionLargest Black Market: 919th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 935th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, Shung-Blef's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Kitzgos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : Kitzgos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, heavily subsidised Kitzgosian baskets litter the streets of The North Pacific.
  • : Kitzgos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » Orado, Selfgradatude, Bankowiata, Venicea, The Rhein States, BTProductions, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Ellbonnia, Shibutani, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Aerilia, Siwale, Yaorozu, Xagill, Svenskskit, McMasterdonia, Sundred, Former English Colony, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Dangine, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, Shadowrik, Kragsgale, Republica Guilleana, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Super Girl, Travislavania, Yokciq Empire, Zemnaya Svoboda, Notyoutopia, Valgarda, Andexia, Valentine Z, Cretox State, New Lakemba, Bharathvarsh, Omnistria, Joevala, Ravendi, Corfad, Folenz, Clan Spaniel, Lol2639, and 90 others.Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xyrron, Wilkshire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, North Bratislava, Galaician Empire, Sikol, Territorio di Nessuno, Figyjharli, Aryan Homeland, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, TyGerria, Sunto, Draconian Progression, Yellops, ForestMythal, Maott, Chips and Guac, Aeolist, Climeria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Kranostav, -Slovania, The Pantheons, A Salmon Named Harold, Siforpeo, Votak Matim, Federal Republic of Genosha, Mon Island, Imperial Pieserged, Religioncord, Wineclaw, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kazoo Basin, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kromi, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Perikuresu, Earapperilnatopia, Jaxikistan, Tsandonown, Porotia, Kyruev, The True Frog, Pallaith, Solcius, Wapistan, Planes, Seanat, Cereskia, Demonicarnation, Centrialand, Canineia, Britle, Duryanistan, Libvillia, United Kahndaq, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Ethnon, Jincent, Tringapore, Boston Castle, Nova Arcania, Simone Republic, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Sopernia, East Akra, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, United Lokkia, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Outer Shenendoah, and Lionia.

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