Population | 21.201 billion |
Capital | Mediete |
Leader | President Robert Anderson |
Currency | Simoleon |
Animal | penguin |
The Federal Republic of Trelatche is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Robert Anderson with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.201 billion Trelatcheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mediete. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Trelatchean economy, worth a remarkable 2,616 trillion Simoleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,412 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is rumoured that President Robert Anderson uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trelatche's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Trelatche is ranked 7,098th in the world and 188th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 139 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Trelatche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The United States of Renburg.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Trelatche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Kingdom of Repreteop.
- : Trelatche was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 149 » Farengeto, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Darakin, Rebel-topia, The naked people, Ridehale, The Solar System Scope, Nova Montron, Isokenzar, Xandev, Wehraboos, Amerion, USNE2018, Changolandia, Maeiland, Land Without Shrimp, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Abarri, Midand, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Yellunstryer, Bawkie, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Indolos, Drystar, Saciu, Venezia Pacifica, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, Transtemporal Shifts, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, and 99 others.Ostavaria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Skaladoria, Aurcania, Figlandia, Great Lothian, The Island of Sorna, Froshar, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Curlyhoward, Dakalian, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Dun Frest, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, America Gone Wrong, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Alvira, Tanyaland, Estival, Hacrela, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Empire of Pekoland, Nomayuki, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Purestan, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lemenga, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Capatilism, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, and Albend.