by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,615thMost Influential: 1,846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,028th
The Republic Federation of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Tantum in tenebris vides stellas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.104 billion

LeaderPresident Robert Anderson


The Republic Federation of Trelatche is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Anderson with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.104 billion Trelatcheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mediete. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trelatchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Simoleons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,624 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is rumoured that President Robert Anderson uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trelatche's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trelatche is ranked 10,565th in the world and 296th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.04 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,615thMost Influential: 1,846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,028thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,804thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,888thSafest: 4,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,741stMost Cultured: 5,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,091stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,148thHealthiest Citizens: 6,246thMost Developed: 6,275thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,419thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,692ndNicest Citizens: 7,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,119thMost Pacifist: 8,582ndSmartest Citizens: 8,668thLargest Governments: 8,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,900thHighest Economic Output: 9,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,275thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,565thMost Efficient Economies: 11,413thBest Weather: 12,809thMost Inclusive: 14,181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,557thLargest Populations: 17,401stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,980thMost Income Equality: 18,193rdMost Stationary: 18,888thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,030thHighest Average Incomes: 20,249th
Least Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionLargest Governments: 232nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionNicest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 296th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionMost Pacifist: 323rd in the regionMost Stationary: 350th in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 485th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 521st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 572nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 590th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 135 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Kringalia, Belschaft, Tsunamy, Sandaoguo, Drugged Monkeys, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Darakin, Luddinlande, RestartAll, Linguiniland, Rebel-topia, The naked people, Escevola, Aywhyou, Poopisiya, Ridehale, Volaworand, Sedunn, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Solar System Scope, Nova Montron, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saciu, New Briantown, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Aguatania, Vincent Field, Cuuldere, Kandorith, Xandev, Auphelia, Qvait, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Dasko, Sesteran, The Filippinas, and 85 others.Amerion, Phanama, USNE2018, Changolandia, Rabbitz, Aurcania, Maeiland, Land Without Shrimp, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Qawe, Tilipria, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Bear Connors Paradiso, Cohors Stercore, Madreia, Bleakfoot, Nueva Alta California, PenguinPies, Isles of Creckero, Bizzie, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Tarnik, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Roterdamia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Grubville, Sau Man Frescher, Eskvenn, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Ralphburg, Springhollow, Charloa, Noveos, Melicorium, Tridem, Holy Free, ChickenDome, Merevane, Baltenlands, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Eggraria, Dis7Nation, Marinho Islands, Virmena, Shefino, Kervanosia, Escanval, Starsight, Compli, NganXuan, The Worst army of, Hyaflucturia, Royaltica, Nova Kobol, Corgitopiaa, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Laamiva, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Abarri, West Fallows, Alaninia, Well F, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Valdutz, Briteannia, Ovkianos, Midand, Weburya, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, and Myness.

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