The Ephemeral Rifts of Transtemporal Shifts is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Transtemporal Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.985 billion Transtemporal Travelers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eterne. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Transtemporal economy, worth a remarkable 3,320 trillion Plancks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,042 Plancks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and astronauts take one small step for Transtemporal Shifts and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime is totally unknown. Transtemporal Shifts's national animal is the Space Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Transtemporal Shifts is ranked 304,017^th in the world and 4,084^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.77 Obesity Rate.