The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Doctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.721 billion Time Lords enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Time Lord economy, worth a remarkable 3,205 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,247 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so", and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazumo is ranked 13,340^th in the world and 556^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.07 law-abiding acts per hour.