by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 330thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,832nd
The Terrible Influence of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Just a filthy raider.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.651 billion

CapitalParts Unknown
LeaderA corrupt leader


The Terrible Influence of Zazumo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.651 billion Nerds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parts Unknown. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nerd economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,136 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, and Nerd novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about A corrupt leader. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nachos.

Zazumo is ranked 195,250th in the world and 541st in The Black Hawks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 330thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,832ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,268thNicest Citizens: 2,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,068thHealthiest Citizens: 3,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,472ndMost Inclusive: 3,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,540thMost Pacifist: 4,911thMost Developed: 5,838thSmartest Citizens: 6,123rdMost Cultured: 6,183rdHighest Economic Output: 8,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,141stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,915thLargest Governments: 11,029thHighest Average Incomes: 11,258thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,550thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,158thSafest: 14,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,539thLowest Crime Rates: 16,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,158thBest Weather: 17,739thMost Secular: 18,520th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the region

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