The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Flemingovia with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.999 billion Saiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pacific. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,063 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,335 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, the internal market is thriving, cave paintings are back in vogue, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazumo is ranked 3,014^th in the world and 138^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 59.17 average smiles per day.