by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 940thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,048th
The Vicar of Freud of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Where is Mom? I need to show her something...
Evil McMasterdonia
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Democatic Donkeys

Population14.292 billion

CapitalTangerine Dream
LeaderEvil McMasterdonia
FaithJim Morrisonism

Animalsparkle pony

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.292 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,627 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 240,440th in the world and 9,129th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 22.85 Whatever.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 940thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,048thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,141stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,490thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,944thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,330thMost Influential: 4,283rdLargest Black Market: 4,748thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,493rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,812thMost Cultured: 8,742ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,505thHighest Economic Output: 10,209thSmartest Citizens: 11,087thLargest Governments: 11,205thBest Weather: 11,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,289thTop
Most Devout: 13,927thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,214thLargest Populations: 18,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,322nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 328th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 366th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 575th in the regionMost Devout: 591st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 607th in the regionNudest: 611th in the regionBest Weather: 654th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 682nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 686th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 716th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 826th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 913th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 176 » Illusia and Neverendia, Rising Sakura, Aerilia, Venicea, Figyjharli, Barabolia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Orado, Cereskia, -Slovania, Nordic-British Union, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, Republica Guilleana, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Guer Aike, Corfad, Dangine, Shibutani, The Ultimate Republic, Vyata Temor, Travislavania, Selfgradatude, Valgarda, Omnistria, Zzozona, Katuda, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, New Lakemba, Svenskan, Muqatil, Svenskskit, Sundred, Communist Lukania, The Tampa Bay Rays, El Fiji Grande, Cretox State, Zemnaya Svoboda, Empy, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Xentherida, and 126 others.Ellbonnia, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Animu Place, Former English Colony, Bharathvarsh, Nuronte, The Rhein States, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Sil Dorsett, The Pantheons, Kromi, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Wilkshire, Shotokonia, Loutsland, Imperial Pieserged, Iberia y las Colonias, Simone Republic, Duryanistan, Kragsgale, Free Salvation, Sikol, Wapistan, Siwale, Xagill, Gafflebag, Blyskalia, Tringapore, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Galaician Empire, Kranostav, Super Girl, Expere Fiyans, San Felipe, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, BTProductions, Clan Spaniel, Ravendi, Kazoo Basin, East Akra, Votak Matim, Libertania Democratica, Hepek, Volstokn, Pasargad, Nova Arcania, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Rinadia, The Teddy, TyGerria, Jaxikistan, Impel Down, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maott, Climeria, Northern Roman Republic, Randomcountryland, Centrialand, Alorca, Solphine, Steampunk Ariel, Orogonia, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Potatolandium, Mon Island, Seenvorland, Religioncord, ForestMythal, Wineclaw, Defense For The World Assembly, Colfes, Darkmondoria, Tsandonown, Pallaith, The Calabash Protectorate, Planes, Seanat, Neopie, Britle, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Runeda, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Apollo Park, Sopernia, WhoHateeta, Bearical, Unshleepd, Novremia, WLDO, Sahriastan, Lemsrow, Drueste, Outer Shenendoah, Capablanca, The Blazeland Administration, Logovets, Que Lukustinardon, Galbadiana, Zdagoburg, Lionia, and His Enduring Majesty.

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