The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 35.567 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 4,482 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,042 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and large areas of Wyoma are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 198^th in the world and 9^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 250.11 law-abiding acts per hour.