The Kingdom of Pavlikstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Consul Pavlik with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.833 billion Pavlikstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funland. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pavlikstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 162,960 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Pavlikstan's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pavlikstan is ranked 5,945^th in the world and 357^th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 283 Meters Of Sunlight.