Population | 11.647 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Montbean |
Faith | Joeyism |
Currency | Valy |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.647 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,158 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,215 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, a flying elephant and Montbean share the same nickname, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 4,684th in the world and 208th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 173 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Joevala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, a flying elephant and Montbean share the same nickname.
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 294 » Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Loutsland, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Pallaith, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Unsophisticate, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Maott, Zeternia, Aeolist, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, Joodey, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Dicko, and 244 others.Cloydicia, Feelonia, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, The Jerichowan Country, Vexilia, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Wisconsota, Pleroma Sans Romans, Confederacy of North America, Yukti, AGoodPlace, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Sinclarian Provinces, Kitzgos, Upper Libertatem, Perikuresu, Andanavia, David Davidson, Batatoland Empire, AmManies, Khoik, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Nordliches Stadt, Capitista, Le Free Republic, Holy Marcus Empire, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Parpyduckland, Pazair, Rainengrad, The Highland Union, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Eggplant Island, Solmetria, Tehmistan, Very Pog, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Oannia, GPT-3, Fengate, Inspiratus, Coutdown, Thought Obliteration, Necromonia, New Terra-Nullius, South Baba, Filibustra, Varisland, Nationeer, Omicron Persei V111, Arucaria, Mk Steele, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Zheng Dynasty, Randoes, Laurendon, Hai Han, Phoronu, Sechiole, Intelbrazia, The Austro Germanic Union, Tamarvand, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Gendirt, Straknov, Vlenkenov, Sanctum Teriaris, Singamadri, Dem Republic of Romania, Nevala, Laforeia, TamilPesum, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Esperonia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Oceania-America, Iespao, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Rinadia, Snipland, Fratanica, New Selkirk, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, Westerhold, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Rionion, Ayuzhhhhh, Yokciq Empire, Kazorton, Hindustan Sangh, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Spartoi, Kaschovia, Brackerca, Dakota Territories, Justosia, Eraver, Petronellania, Crystal Creation, Valentine Z, The Unicrons, Alire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Argylia, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Great Mataram, Castle In Confidence, Frieszia, Bjorkikistan, Federation of Vanguard, Bueszqostan, Nakhodka, New Fredoenia, Bodhisva, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Abskosmos, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Qep, Vertigoism, Chao Phraya River, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Luminescar, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, AJTON, Eurocom, Galbadiana, Hyphen, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Neptunian Military Administration, The Silver Vale, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Western Justice, Armonker, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, United Orange Valley States, Shoinkwishima, Norwegian FOREST cat, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Neopie, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, North Arkana, Fragrancia, Cinnibar, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Orogonia, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.