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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 878thRudest Citizens: 1,264th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Hail Joey!
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Economy
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Joevala

Population11.647 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderMontbean
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyValy
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.647 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,158 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,215 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, a flying elephant and Montbean share the same nickname, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 4,684th in the world and 208th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 173 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 878thRudest Citizens: 1,264thLargest Retail Industry: 1,734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,489thMost Inclusive: 2,656thMost Pacifist: 2,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,949thHighest Food Quality: 3,063rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,105thNicest Citizens: 3,163rdLargest Governments: 3,226thMost Developed: 3,546thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,682ndSmartest Citizens: 3,730thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,011thHighest Average Incomes: 4,022ndMost Cultured: 4,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,577thLowest Crime Rates: 5,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,950thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,335thHighest Economic Output: 6,713thBest Weather: 7,279thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,765thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,724thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,814thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,636thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 20,181stMost Stationary: 20,824thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,452nd
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Rudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 142nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Pacifist: 152nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 160th in the regionNicest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 204th in the regionMost Cultured: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 297th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 440th in the regionMost Stationary: 463rd in the regionLargest Populations: 613th in the region

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