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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 417thMost Influential: 728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,626th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.278 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.278 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,709 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, mollycoddled youths run the country, Zeppelin will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, and the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 242,963rd in the world and 9,276th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 417thMost Influential: 728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,626thMost Pacifist: 2,219thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,616thLargest Retail Industry: 2,659thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,723rdNicest Citizens: 3,645thMost Efficient Economies: 3,915thMost Inclusive: 4,022ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,273rdLargest Governments: 4,597thMost Devout: 4,719thHighest Average Incomes: 4,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,902ndMost Developed: 5,912thMost Cultured: 6,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,084thSmartest Citizens: 6,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,904thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,051stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,460thLowest Crime Rates: 7,503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,969thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,196thBest Weather: 8,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,014thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,569thHighest Economic Output: 15,638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 23,774th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionMost Pacifist: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Devout: 198th in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 237th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 246th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 363rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 385th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 397th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 411th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 482nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 501st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 526th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 533rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 578th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 590th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 618th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 628th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 763rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, Zeppelin will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 303 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Xagill, and 253 others.Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Joodey, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Innocentic, Changjo, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Outer Shenendoah, Xarrel, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Ozstan, Pasargad, Venicea, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Alice Gardens, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, The Jerichowan Country, Detrivania, Vexilia, Climeria, Hewani, Yellops, The Republic of Free Peoples, Nuronte, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, East Akra, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Republica Guilleana, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Colfes, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Aruvicion, Wisconsota, Fluffy Panda, Que Lukustinardon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Planes, Super Girl, Dopeland420, The Mazur Empire, Zaeli, Sachi, Nordic-British Union, Fascist Democracy, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Confederacy of North America, Partax, Brsil, Jovian Knights, Yukti, Testnation223, Folenz, AGoodPlace, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alorca, Barabolia, Esplandia, -Slovania, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Vesteysia, Iberia y las Colonias, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Cereskia, Dangine, The Ultimate Republic, The Sinclarian Provinces, Democatic Donkeys, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Randomcountryland, United Republic of Free States, Kromi, Shotokonia, Shabot, Kitzgos, Federacionale, Galaician Empire, Higher Cascadia, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Upper Libertatem, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Wooleystan, ForestMythal, Landfinia, Tyirza, KillerKahn, Centrialand, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Ootasa, Korean-Joseon, Samoreubia, Libvillia, DIMAnism, Trooporia, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Ariele, New Avian, Novremia, Prevaland, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Verderiesdre, Capablanca, Andanavia, Just Vibin, Sopernia, Solphine, Gafflebag, Kinitopia, Tringapore, Apollo Park, Duurania, Bearical, Zdagoburg, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, DeadlyAntics, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Noesantara, Snart, David Davidson, Vladmir Putin, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Zabacuz, Lionia, Sahriastan, Batatoland Empire, Rising Sakura, and La Nouvelle-Orleans.

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