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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291stMost Influential: 838thRudest Citizens: 1,323rd
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Hail Joey!
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Joevala

Population11.699 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderMontbean
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyValy
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.699 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,179 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,799 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 20,778th in the world and 461st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,587.57951867068 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291stMost Influential: 838thRudest Citizens: 1,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,766thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,489thMost Inclusive: 2,615thMost Pacifist: 2,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,896thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,005thHighest Food Quality: 3,054thNicest Citizens: 3,112thLargest Governments: 3,206thMost Developed: 3,446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,699thSmartest Citizens: 3,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,898thHighest Average Incomes: 4,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,684thMost Cultured: 4,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,579thLowest Crime Rates: 5,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,012thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,394thHighest Economic Output: 6,702ndBest Weather: 7,094thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,513thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,016thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,083rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,790thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 18,762ndMost Stationary: 20,778th
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Rudest Citizens: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 162nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 176th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 206th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 254th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 259th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 266th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 281st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 302nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 381st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 434th in the regionMost Stationary: 461st in the regionLargest Populations: 611th in the region

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