Population | 11.699 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Montbean |
Faith | Joeyism |
Currency | Valy |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.699 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,179 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,799 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 20,778th in the world and 461st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,587.57951867068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Militaristic Empire of Star Winter.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Joevala endorsed The Militaristic Empire of Star Winter.
- : Joevala endorsed The United Socialist Republic of Furballland.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 308 » Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Loutsland, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Pallaith, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Unsophisticate, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Maott, Zeternia, Aeolist, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, Joodey, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Dicko, and 258 others.Cloydicia, Feelonia, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, The Jerichowan Country, Vexilia, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Wisconsota, Pleroma Sans Romans, Confederacy of North America, Yukti, AGoodPlace, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Sinclarian Provinces, Kitzgos, Upper Libertatem, Perikuresu, Andanavia, David Davidson, Batatoland Empire, AmManies, Khoik, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Nordliches Stadt, Capitista, Le Free Republic, Holy Marcus Empire, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Parpyduckland, Pazair, Rainengrad, The Highland Union, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Eggplant Island, Solmetria, Tehmistan, Very Pog, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Oannia, GPT-3, Fengate, Inspiratus, Coutdown, Thought Obliteration, Necromonia, New Terra-Nullius, South Baba, Filibustra, Varisland, Nationeer, Omicron Persei V111, Arucaria, Mk Steele, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Zheng Dynasty, Randoes, Laurendon, Hai Han, Phoronu, Sechiole, Intelbrazia, The Austro Germanic Union, Tamarvand, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Gendirt, Straknov, Vlenkenov, Sanctum Teriaris, Singamadri, Dem Republic of Romania, Nevala, Laforeia, TamilPesum, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Esperonia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Oceania-America, Iespao, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Rinadia, Snipland, Fratanica, New Selkirk, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, Westerhold, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Rionion, Ayuzhhhhh, Yokciq Empire, Kazorton, Hindustan Sangh, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Spartoi, Kaschovia, Brackerca, Dakota Territories, Justosia, Eraver, Petronellania, Crystal Creation, Valentine Z, The Unicrons, Alire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Argylia, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Great Mataram, Castle In Confidence, Frieszia, Bjorkikistan, Federation of Vanguard, Bueszqostan, Nakhodka, New Fredoenia, Bodhisva, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Abskosmos, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Qep, Vertigoism, Chao Phraya River, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Luminescar, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, AJTON, Eurocom, Galbadiana, Hyphen, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Neptunian Military Administration, The Silver Vale, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Western Justice, Armonker, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, United Orange Valley States, Shoinkwishima, Norwegian FOREST Cat, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Neopie, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, North Arkana, Fragrancia, Cinnibar, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Orogonia, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Neo Cheese Empire, Tesco Aisle 17, Eralan, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, PwRepublic, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, ZleekyGgh, Dillimore, The Tony Paporordia, and Star Winter.