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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.664 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.664 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,445 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,494 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, bicyclists are banned from major roads, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 242,177th in the world and 9,299th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -587.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 372ndLargest Black Market: 558thMost Influential: 663rdLowest Crime Rates: 691stMost Corrupt Governments: 738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 955thMost Developed: 1,091stHighest Average Incomes: 1,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,304thMost Secular: 1,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,364thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,586thLargest Governments: 1,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,093rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,334thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,613thSmartest Citizens: 3,755thHighest Economic Output: 3,857thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,905thBest Weather: 3,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,028thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,576thMost Stationary: 10,475thLargest Mining Sector: 11,767thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,176thMost Income Equality: 21,191st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 82nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 110th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 209th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 237th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 242nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 345th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 447th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 454th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 651st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 652nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 902nd in the region

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