by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 433rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 619th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.658 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.658 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,937 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vexilia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", and the Vexilian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 1,780th in the world and 62nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,784.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 206thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 619thMost Influential: 738thLargest Black Market: 905thMost Corrupt Governments: 986thMost Secular: 1,083rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,645thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,780thLowest Crime Rates: 1,884thLargest Mining Sector: 1,984thHighest Average Incomes: 2,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,208thLargest Governments: 3,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,134thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,422ndHighest Economic Output: 7,990thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,777thMost Conservative: 9,180thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,188thHealthiest Citizens: 9,459thSmartest Citizens: 11,404thMost Efficient Economies: 12,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,627thMost Stationary: 13,766th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 175th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionMost Stationary: 374th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 453rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 520th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Conservative: 580th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 641st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 666th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 676th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 762nd in the regionLargest Populations: 777th in the region

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