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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 54thHighest Poor Incomes: 235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 291st
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.421 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.421 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 367,310 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 235th in the world and 11th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 326,295.49 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 54thHighest Poor Incomes: 235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 364thLargest Black Market: 486thMost Influential: 629thMost Corrupt Governments: 697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 767thLowest Crime Rates: 788thMost Secular: 921stHighest Average Incomes: 1,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,219thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,624thLargest Governments: 1,694thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,848thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,909thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,268thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,484thHighest Economic Output: 4,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,435thSmartest Citizens: 4,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,905thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,977thMost Authoritarian: 5,312thLargest Mining Sector: 6,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,406thBest Weather: 7,067thMost Conservative: 8,069thMost Efficient Economies: 9,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,331stMost Stationary: 11,105thTop
Most Developed: 14,164thMost Income Equality: 16,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,421stMost Extreme: 19,590th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 120th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Stationary: 250th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 265th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 272nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 283rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 369th in the regionMost Extreme: 394th in the regionBest Weather: 398th in the regionMost Conservative: 441st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 502nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 785th in the regionMost Income Equality: 797th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 914th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 967th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Vexilia endorsed The Kingdom of PEG.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Kingdom of PEG.
  • : Vexilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Vexilia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 306 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, The Galactic Triumvirate, Diodone, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Dreylus, Wilkshire, Puczovska, BrightFutures, SORT, The Teddy, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, and 256 others.United Draconia, Zeternia, Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Malta Comino Gozo, Valhalla123, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Niradans, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Revolutionary Sealand, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Haor Chall, Astrind, Zumlandia, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, Vernest Quill, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Dabarastan, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Fraguale Cothe, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Fizban, Manticore utopia, Misthas, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Toshavo III, Loli County, Hamerica, Nationeer, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Itallitopia, Choistan, Wooleystan, Lucedeia, Minuda, Dakota Territories, Eraver, The Real Ram Ranch, AAA Provisional Empire, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Freyford, Miamington, Prydania, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Olofin, Montarc, The United Federal Nation, Xyrron, New Jamgra, Prevaland, Naziztan, Crader, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nisastria, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Dopeland420, Ereena, Solskjar, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Avastate, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Astronomical, Illusia and Neverendia, Godwanna, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Cowbridge, Ihsan, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Arichia, Eywaan, R libanon, Lux Conos, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, WeKnow, Astal Aavors, Erubetia, Loptous, Solcius, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Andexia, Maclare, Buckhem, Sisang, U S Eh, Yalgora, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Easternryke, Singamadri, Krazon, Neu-Galicia, The Unicrons, Kenaniahistan, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Cretox State, Nobec, An Identity Crisis, Shizzy, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Glanst, Hardscrabble, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Eurochina, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Ofira, Abonland, Porotia, Sopernia, Republica Guilleana, A Die, A Salmon Named Harold, Boston Castle, Kureizen, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Jerzykowo, New Ecronentia, Dai Nippon Yamato, Bueszqostan, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Lubi Islands, Religioncord, Ofrettia, Pytong, Riechelburg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Unified Missourtama States, Sardona, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Caffeinetopia, and PEG.

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