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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Vexilia

Population16.004 billion

CapitalPhoenix
LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix

CurrencyPound
AnimalOrca

The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.004 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,672 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,429 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 306,459th in the world and 7,074th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408thHighest Poor Incomes: 551stLowest Crime Rates: 569thMost Secular: 746thLargest Black Market: 869thMost Advanced Public Education: 873rdMost Influential: 883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,008thMost Developed: 1,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,522ndLargest Governments: 1,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,641stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,702ndBest Weather: 1,730thHealthiest Citizens: 1,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,056thMost Patriotic: 2,280thHighest Economic Output: 2,619thSmartest Citizens: 2,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,027thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,953rdMost Stationary: 7,563rdMost Authoritarian: 8,109thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,826thMost Efficient Economies: 11,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,219thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,568thMost Income Equality: 18,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,365thLargest Populations: 23,816thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,917thMost Conservative: 29,933rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 208th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 299th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 381st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 383rd in the regionMost Extreme: 399th in the regionLargest Populations: 406th in the regionMost Income Equality: 489th in the region

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