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The Windmilluminati

Population13.277 billion

CapitalHackney
LeaderQueen Juliana
FaithAgnosticism

Currencyplum
Animalgiraffe

The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.277 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,744 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,048 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and the comic book series 'Queen Juliana and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 305,773rd in the world and 7,056th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -10 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Best Weather: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 66thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdMost Developed: 110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 110thLongest Average Lifespans: 118thMost Beautiful Environments: 133rdSafest: 140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 157thMost Secular: 179thNicest Citizens: 231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237thMost Inclusive: 256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 388thHighest Food Quality: 450thSmartest Citizens: 457thMost Pacifist: 517thRudest Citizens: 571stLargest Welfare Programs: 617thMost Influential: 735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 854thMost Advanced Public Education: 891stHighest Average Tax Rates: 923rdLargest Governments: 961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,101stLowest Crime Rates: 1,169thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,259thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,276thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,304thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,547thHighest Economic Output: 5,230thMost Efficient Economies: 6,021stMost Stationary: 12,977thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,269thNudest: 18,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 29,796th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 246th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionNudest: 373rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 448th in the regionLargest Populations: 512th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 552nd in the region

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