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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 213thBest Weather: 236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 283rd
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The Windmilluminati

Population5.743 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.743 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,372 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hackney Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 226,001st in the world and 10,222nd in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -24.86 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 213thBest Weather: 236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 283rdMost Influential: 360thMost Compassionate Citizens: 413thSafest: 417thMost Developed: 518thMost Beautiful Environments: 522ndMost Inclusive: 522ndHealthiest Citizens: 524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 547thNicest Citizens: 554thLongest Average Lifespans: 583rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 642ndMost Secular: 732ndMost Pacifist: 803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 904thMost Advanced Public Education: 906thRudest Citizens: 985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,171stSmartest Citizens: 1,238thLargest Governments: 1,409thLowest Crime Rates: 1,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,809thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,344thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,976thHighest Average Incomes: 5,577thMost Efficient Economies: 6,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,977thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,506thHighest Economic Output: 14,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,937thHighest Drug Use: 20,551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,114th
Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 327th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 428th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 451st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 642nd in the regionMost Stationary: 743rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 805th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 879th in the regionLargest Populations: 925th in the regionNudest: 946th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Hackney Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Republic of Voles Ang.
  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Republic of Voles Ang.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, The Windmilluminati recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 394 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Kelvaros Prime, Sunto, North Armatas, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Chilokver, and 344 others.Neo Colorado, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Sil Dorsett, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Zumlandia, Panama Coalition, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, LostLegion, Dylanana, Pleroma Sans Romans, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Velon, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Minuda, Manticore utopia, Phualand, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, The Most Freedom Ever, Western Vapia, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Wooleystan, Holy Marcus Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Zokk, Moubarakistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Buckerino, Esplandia, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fengate, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, Universal State Formula, Niradans, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Viridiann, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, The Stratosphere Islands, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Pazair, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Merconitonitopia, Misthas, Vathnutum, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Loli County, Hamerica, Freyford, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Psychotic Vegans, Wit Noreis, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Aetulia, Anne Hathaway, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Alamei, Amblegreserland, AAA Provisional Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Arquadea, The Lancerian Empire, Ataraxia Somnia, Dakota Territories, Cape Flower, Centromuria, Cors Evia, The United Federal Nation, Prevaland, Drutopia Insomnia, Noesantara, Conteria, Fel Imass, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, The Real Ram Ranch, Crader, Altivia, Jovian Knights, Yokciq Empire, Great Jenovah, West Hamburg, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Nova Arcania, Zixu, Lorigia, Iron Cladia, Austral States of America, Lucedeia, Zecit, Texas States, Kappacon, South Almyra, Miamington, New Avian, Aeolist, Independent Halls, Preble, Olofin, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, The Greylands, Kamohoalii, Nisastria, Grue, States of Asra, Quentiam Viventem, Nistriabar, The Sansvich, Memenaide, Tyroshh, Schnuftelland, Zupla, Rad Lads, Varola, Singamadri, The O C, Vesuva, Spades Atlantic, Greater Buenos Aires, The True Frog, Marmiedon, Vauquelin, Vagabond Valley, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Tunofferia, Nationeer, Unshleepd, Kadarra, Sile Maungistan, Ereena, Godwanna, Khoik, Hyphen, Aingard, The AP Republic, Wurplestan, Greater New America, VietAnhland, Vernest Quill, Ivernary, Alyrria, Arizona Zervas, Fluffy Noodles, Pleasuretown, Dyrenell, Saint Alaric, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zeternia, Solidair, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Ivy Rekkia, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Hopsin, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Dangine, Innocentic, Yalgora, Ihsan, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Principia Mathematica, Brucklania, Arichia, Maclare, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, Madjack, Northern Glory, State of Rand, Neu-Galicia, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Andexia, Buckhem, Solskjar, U S Eh, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Eastern Cous Empria, Nichigo Sebe, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Eywaan, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Cartures, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Aruvicion, Feelonia, Outer Shenendoah, Nuevo Navarre, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Hardscrabble, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Sopernia, A Die, A Salmon Named Harold, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, New Ecronentia, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Dai Nippon Yamato, Pytong, Tringapore, Venicea, Lubi Islands, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Zemper Macro, Religioncord, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Unified Missourtama States, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Sanghyeok, Cosamaloapan, PEG, Caffeinetopia, and Voles Ang.

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