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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd Most Influential: 341st Most Secular: 511th
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The Windmilluminati

Population2.765 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.765 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 420 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,004 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Queen Juliana to meetings with foreign heads of state, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 19,692nd in the world and 1,079th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 183rdMost Influential: 341stMost Secular: 511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 862ndBest Weather: 886thSafest: 1,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,382ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,418thMost Inclusive: 1,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,688thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,738thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,787thMost Developed: 1,787thNicest Citizens: 1,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,799thHealthiest Citizens: 1,859thMost Pacifist: 2,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,097thRudest Citizens: 2,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,954thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,108thSmartest Citizens: 3,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,504thLowest Crime Rates: 4,117thLargest Governments: 4,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,255thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,304thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,711thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,813thNudest: 11,879thHighest Average Incomes: 12,430thHighest Drug Use: 15,499th
Most Secular: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 199th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionNudest: 378th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 426th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 455th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 487th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 528th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 595th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 758th in the region

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