General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 18.655 billion |
| Capital | Hackney |
| Leader | Queen Juliana |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | plum |
| Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.655 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,325 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,104 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Windmilluminati police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 331,998th in the world and 4,788th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -57.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 270 » 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Windmilluminati police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : The Windmilluminati endorsed
The Community of Shapeville.
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Community of Shapeville.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
