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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thBest Weather: 278thLeast Corrupt Governments: 293rd
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The Windmilluminati

Population5.213 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.213 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,615 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 687th in the world and 39th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thBest Weather: 278thLeast Corrupt Governments: 293rdMost Influential: 317thSafest: 491stMost Compassionate Citizens: 493rdMost Inclusive: 567thMost Developed: 601stMost Secular: 615thNicest Citizens: 627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 639thMost Beautiful Environments: 647thHealthiest Citizens: 649thLongest Average Lifespans: 687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 766thMost Pacifist: 858thMost Valuable International Artwork: 889thMost Advanced Public Education: 956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,089thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,318thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,393rdSmartest Citizens: 1,533rdRudest Citizens: 1,557thLargest Governments: 1,627thLowest Crime Rates: 1,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,000thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,112thHighest Average Incomes: 6,446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,826thMost Efficient Economies: 7,871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,286thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,536thHighest Economic Output: 16,235th
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 389th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 495th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 640th in the regionMost Stationary: 816th in the regionLargest Populations: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 440 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Amauri, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Calamazo, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, Aroa, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Kasazzastan, Kelvaros Prime, Sunto, North Armatas, and 390 others.Bojacks and Jills, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Pruessen, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Sunaiya, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Sil Dorsett, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Kanlidia, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Zumlandia, Panama Coalition, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Cool game nation, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, Kulgatha, LostLegion, Dylanana, Pleroma Sans Romans, Plumas, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Velon, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Venezuelia, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Minuda, Manticore utopia, Moose repupblic, Phualand, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, The Most Freedom Ever, Western Vapia, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, Warsaw-Halicz, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Wooleystan, Sea Ghost, Holy Marcus Empire, ZimRobwe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Zokk, Moubarakistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, Tianqing, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Buckerino, Esplandia, Dadastan Archipelago, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fengate, Asgardira, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, Universal State Formula, Elgaland-Vargaland, Atain, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Niradans, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Viridiann, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Alpinea, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, The Stratosphere Islands, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Eteles, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Pazair, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Serendipita Martia, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Castle Federation, Terban Kedah, Merconitonitopia, Misthas, Palgo, Vathnutum, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Chekrand, Lungha, Loli County, Hamerica, Valatic Ash, Freyford, The Navy Blue, Xagill, Pheonisland, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Psychotic Vegans, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Aetulia, Anne Hathaway, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Banabistan, Alamei, Amblegreserland, Alandorria, AAA Provisional Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Arquadea, The Lancerian Empire, Ataraxia Somnia, Dakota Territories, Casiato, Cape Flower, Centromuria, Cors Evia, The United Federal Nation, Prevaland, Drutopia Insomnia, Noesantara, Conteria, Eschatosia, Lazadonil, Fel Imass, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, The Real Ram Ranch, Crader, The Empire of the Clarence, Palmasas, Altivia, Jellies Island, United Federation of Technocrats, Jovian Knights, The World Capitalist Confederation, Yokciq Empire, Great Jenovah, West Hamburg, TJUN-ia, The Sturo, Rumagna, Nova Arcania, Zixu, Greater Chimeran Union, JMingozela, Lorigia, Methor, Iron Cladia, Austral States of America, Lucedeia, RaineTrifles, Zecit, Immenium, Texas States, Kappacon, South Almyra, Miamington, New Avian, Aeolist, Independent Halls, Preble, Olofin, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, North Novkia, The Greylands, Kamohoalii, Nisastria, Grue, States of Asra, Quentiam Viventem, Thenationofthesun, Tellavinna, Nistriabar, The Sansvich, Memenaide, Tyroshh, Irishvan, Schnuftelland, Rhelmwych, GreatTombOfNazarik, Zupla, Rad Lads, Lendara, Lyethlenora, German Spitsbergen, Varola, Wolvenland, Singamadri, The O C, Vesuva, Spades Atlantic, Greater Buenos Aires, The True Frog, Marmiedon, Vauquelin, Vagabond Valley, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Tunofferia, Nationeer, Unshleepd, Varisland, Kadarra, Sile Maungistan, Union of the Oriental States, Ereena, Godwanna, Fredericksborg, Khoik, Hyphen, Aingard, The AP Republic, Wurplestan, Greater New 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Republic, Madjack, Northern Glory, State of Rand, Neu-Galicia, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Kenaniahistan, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Ultra777, Andexia, Buckhem, Irunjarai, New Spina Nitedold, and Solskjar.

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