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Best Weather: 151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th
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The Windmilluminati

Population6.894 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.894 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,409 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 346th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,517.42 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Best Weather: 151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 293rdSafest: 309thMost Beautiful Environments: 346thHealthiest Citizens: 346thMost Developed: 364thMost Inclusive: 365thNicest Citizens: 387thLongest Average Lifespans: 408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 422ndMost Secular: 438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 478thMost Influential: 485thMost Pacifist: 574thMost Advanced Public Education: 630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 681stRudest Citizens: 699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 890thSmartest Citizens: 923rdLargest Governments: 994thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,050thLowest Crime Rates: 1,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,755thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,683rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,912thHighest Average Incomes: 4,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,246thMost Efficient Economies: 9,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,351stHighest Economic Output: 11,147thTop
Most Stationary: 22,047th
Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 109th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 366th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 391st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 407th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 530th in the regionMost Stationary: 632nd in the regionNudest: 862nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 927th in the regionLargest Populations: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned giraffeball fields.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 385 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Daiz, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Sunto, North Armatas, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sil Dorsett, and 335 others.The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Panama Coalition, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, LostLegion, Pleroma Sans Romans, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Velon, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Manticore utopia, Phualand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, Western Vapia, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Wooleystan, Holy Marcus Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Zokk, Moubarakistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Buckerino, Esplandia, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fengate, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, Universal State Formula, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Viridiann, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Freyford, Xagill, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Alamei, Amblegreserland, AAA Provisional Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Arquadea, The Lancerian Empire, Ataraxia Somnia, Dakota Territories, Prevaland, Drutopia Insomnia, Noesantara, Conteria, The Real Ram Ranch, Crader, Altivia, Jovian Knights, Yokciq Empire, Great Jenovah, West Hamburg, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Nova Arcania, Zixu, Lorigia, Lucedeia, Zecit, Texas States, Kappacon, Miamington, Aeolist, Independent Halls, Kamohoalii, Nisastria, Grue, Quentiam Viventem, Nistriabar, The Sansvich, Tyroshh, Zupla, Varola, Singamadri, Vesuva, Spades Atlantic, The True Frog, Marmiedon, Vauquelin, Vagabond Valley, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Tunofferia, Nationeer, Unshleepd, Ereena, Godwanna, Khoik, Aingard, Ivernary, Fluffy Noodles, Pleasuretown, Saint Alaric, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Ivy Rekkia, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Dangine, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Madjack, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Andexia, Solskjar, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Eywaan, Harjad, Cartures, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Aruvicion, Feelonia, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, A Salmon Named Harold, Pytong, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Zemper Macro, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Sanghyeok, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Dejure, Odelinor, Strongwill, East Akra, Nodnarb, Yellops, Nuronte, Ellbonnia, Seijitsu, Hewani, Climeria, Miragnac, Colfes, Felora, Levoth, Galbadiana, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Rinadia, Cereskia, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Star Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Iberia y las Colonias, Muqatil, Morgul, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Brsil, Barabolia, Simadoa, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Svenskan, Landfinia, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Centrialand, Lol2639, Siforpeo, ForestMythal, Tyirza, Tringapore, Nyock, Rising Sakura, Just Vibin, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Qurtuba, 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