The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.697 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,349 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,606 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 451^st in the world and 22^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,338.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.