The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ben West with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.053 billion Delitaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,412 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 15,785^th in the world and 579^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.