by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 607th Least Corrupt Governments: 607th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 623rd
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Compassion is not weakness, violence is not strength
Arkle Scribe
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Neo Colorado

Population11.532 billion

LeaderArkle Scribe


The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arkle Scribe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.532 billion Neo Coloradoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stilwater. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Neo Coloradoan economy, worth 995 trillion Deenihans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,358 Deenihans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Colorado's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Colorado is ranked 15,121st in the world and 749th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 76.55 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Pacifist: 607thLeast Corrupt Governments: 607thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 744thNicest Citizens: 867thSafest: 878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 891stMost Influential: 952ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,209thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,290thHealthiest Citizens: 1,321stMost Inclusive: 1,344thLargest Governments: 1,352ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,669thTop
Best Weather: 1,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,766thMost Cultured: 1,807thSmartest Citizens: 2,131stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,462ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,422ndMost Stationary: 5,442ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,238thMost Secular: 11,718thHighest Economic Output: 14,538thMost Income Equality: 15,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,881st
Least Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 338th in the regionMost Influential: 349th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 427th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 464th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Secular: 611th in the regionMost Income Equality: 749th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 845th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 194 » Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, French Bananastan, Shadowrik, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Siwale, SORT, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, ZimRobwe, New Lakemba, Diodone, Yukti, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Alice Gardens, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Ainsworth, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Puczovska, Ice and Tinian, and 144 others.Wunderstrafanstalt, Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, Atain, Zyvetskistaahn, Sacrento, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Viridiann, Govornia, Northern Glory, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Empy, Ethnon, Kulgatha, Sea Ghost, El Fiji Grande, Wilkshire, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Dragonar, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Amauri, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Cinnibar, Niradans, Spartoptia, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, The Windmilluminati, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Bearical, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Federation Terra Australis, Lunallian, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Loptous, Alunya, Joodey, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Guer Aike, Egalico, Solmetria, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Torakuen, Axstahl, Ibiscaton, Misuvelia, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Zokk, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Tamgu, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Loutsland, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Abject Ludicrosity, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Orado, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Zumlandia, Debussy, Penrith, Brettenia, Runeda, Utopicican, Daiz, San Xavier, Sockmanland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cuyan, New Octicarg, Lesbian Femdom, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Fizban, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Racoda, Ponantine, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Francois Isidore, PotatoFarmers, I Anixi, Angshire, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Miruma, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Seenvorland, Bruhbronistan, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Afcon, Opstan, Parmovand, and United Anglo-America.

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