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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 906thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Compassion is not weakness, violence is not strength
Arkle Scribe
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Superb

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Neo Colorado

Population21.194 billion

CapitalStilwater
LeaderArkle Scribe

CurrencyDeenihan
AnimalHippo

The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arkle Scribe with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.194 billion Neo Coloradoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stilwater. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Neo Coloradoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Deenihans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,640 Deenihans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, rumor has it that Arkle Scribe has won three lotteries in a row, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Colorado's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Colorado is ranked 2,455th in the world and 104th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 239 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 906thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979thMost Pacifist: 1,003rdSafest: 1,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,237thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,487thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,511thNicest Citizens: 1,613thHealthiest Citizens: 1,765thLargest Governments: 1,833rdBest Weather: 1,844thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,010thHighest Food Quality: 2,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,354thLowest Crime Rates: 2,401stMost Cultured: 2,455thMost Inclusive: 2,513thSmartest Citizens: 2,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,910thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,388thMost Stationary: 3,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,997thHighest Economic Output: 12,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,437thLargest Populations: 14,262ndTop
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Most Secular: 15,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,535thMost Income Equality: 27,236th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Stationary: 79th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 103rd in the regionMost Cultured: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 247th in the regionLargest Populations: 251st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 383rd in the regionMost Secular: 515th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 633rd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 285 » Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Necromonia, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, French Bananastan, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Siwale, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Yukti, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Zeternia, Empy, Ethnon, Wilkshire, New Trisone, The Rhein States, Cinnibar, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Pasargad, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Merconitonitopia, and 235 others.Nationeer, Xagill, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Aeolist, Prydania, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Panama Coalition, Simone Republic, Cartures, Gendirt, Feelonia, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Confederacy of North America, Joevala, Wisconsota, Andanavia, Singamadri, AmManies, Capitista, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Menouria, Oannia, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Thought Obliteration, Alzaran, Inferior Impor, Sechiole, Laurendon, Old Emporia, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Mesvice, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Kitzgos, TyGerria, Tsandonown, Viceroy Vincent, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Cosmilium, Vlenkenov, Batatoland Empire, Atrito, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, IHateRights, Esperonia, New Selkirk, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Brackerca, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Neo Cheese Empire, Marlducro, Catalis, Tvers, Love Shack, Iespao, Etanur, Arucaria, South Parter, Greater Portugaliza, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Valentine Z, Frieszia, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Iamm, Kingdom of Time, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, Roman Empire August, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Teriol, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Scres Gidgerland, Coders, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Alogiada, Vilaforta, The Police, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Republiqueducroissant, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, Tugupaw, Calahy, Bodhisva, New Cordyceps, Inclement Space, Periklia, Valiacorkit, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Ijo, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Darbland, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Eurocom, Sur Isles, Toastsylvania, Leone Frankia, Galbadiana, Kosova, Aerilia, Ser Solkolvidlepubad, Velting-Instan, Segesta, Zandos, Perikuresu, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Novo Imperio de Brasilia, New Chiken, Northumberlandia, Norwegian FOREST cat, Khoik, Ereena, Zelenaya Dolina, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Ziprotscria, Luminerra, Arostica, Halsoni, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Abinved, Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth, Pribaltic Union, CzechoSaxony, Endus Mea Fral, Burback, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, and The New Oceanic States.

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