by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114thLargest Black Market: 152nd
The STRONGEST Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Fairy of Fairies
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population16.754 billion

CapitalOld Hell
LeaderFairy of Fairies
FaithThe Beekeeper Association

Currencyhandful of bees

The STRONGEST Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fairy of Fairies with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.754 billion Gendirtors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,311 trillion handfuls of bees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 436,389 handfuls of bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the yukkuri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 178,420th in the world and 7,906th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.03 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114thLargest Black Market: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 286thMost Corrupt Governments: 291stLowest Crime Rates: 427thHighest Average Incomes: 514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 628thHighest Economic Output: 861stMost Armed: 878thSmartest Citizens: 897thMost Subsidized Industry: 966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,350thLargest Mining Sector: 1,644thHealthiest Citizens: 1,665thMost Efficient Economies: 1,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,056thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,089thLargest Governments: 2,604thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,067thRudest Citizens: 3,246thMost Influential: 3,292ndMost Inclusive: 3,389thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,629thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,885thLargest Populations: 10,013thTop
Most Developed: 12,217thMost Secular: 12,353rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLargest Populations: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 160th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 178th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 235th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 365th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 406th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 683rd in the regionMost Secular: 687th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 764th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 800th in the regionMost Average: 851st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Gendirt endorsed The Federal Republic of Porotia.
  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Porotia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 175 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Unshleepd, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sea Ghost, Hamerica, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Zzozona, The Rhein States, Sikol, Valhalla123, Yaorozu, Planes, Orado, Saperisole, Shibutani, Tukayyiad, Pallaith, The Sansvich, McMasterdonia, New Lakemba, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Brucklania, Ihese, Malta Comino Gozo, Sundred, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sunto, Dabarastan, North Bratislava, Selfgradatude, Pazair, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Fendlium, and 125 others.Loutsland, Omnistria, Dreadton, 1 very fast endotarter, The Calabash Protectorate, Fauzjhia, Maynilan, The Iron Lions, Libertania Democratica, Yalgora, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Aeolist, Xagill, Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Seanat, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Zeternia, Korovan Isles, Praeceps, The Pantheons, Palisede, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Nouvelle-Floride, Kocherian, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Shadowrik, Abject Ludicrosity, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Labora, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Dangine, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Buckhem, Ultra777, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Warancia, Maclare, Sattelbach, Pleroma Sans Romans, Protonfield, South Almyra, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, U S Eh, Napnomadia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Disunited Earth, Ataraxia Somnia, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Eywaan, Votak Matim, The Unicrons, Neu-Galicia, Innocentic, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Pradovnia, Jestings, A Ordem do Caos, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Cartero, Cowbridge, Dacian Freelands, Walter Jackson, Sebatopia, Maott, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, West Papua states, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Navsland, Austral States of America, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Magna Banitia, Unsophisticate, Imperial Tenno, Wilkshire, Abonland, Porotia, and Merconitonitopia.

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