The Federal Republic of Varithnia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Executive Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.432 billion Varithnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Varithnian economy, worth 145 trillion Dezans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,902 Dezans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varithnia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varithnia is ranked 93,078^th in the world and 2,540^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.76 law-abiding acts per hour.