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Most Valuable International Artwork: 435thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,066th
The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
More pirates = less global warming
Flying spaghetti monster
Influence
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Animu Place

Population8.315 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
Animaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.315 billion weebs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,077 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 370,158 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 9,374th in the world and 417th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 122 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 435thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,066thMost Influential: 1,121stLargest Black Market: 1,125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,361stHighest Average Incomes: 1,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,800thMost Armed: 1,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,226thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,378thFattest Citizens: 2,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,843rdMost Devout: 2,997thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,199thLargest Governments: 3,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,687thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,759thMost Developed: 5,886thSmartest Citizens: 6,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,720thMost Inclusive: 6,779thHighest Economic Output: 6,955thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,806thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,453rdMost Cultured: 9,374thHighest Food Quality: 9,901stMost Patriotic: 9,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,058thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,241stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,669thMost Authoritarian: 25,170th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionMost Devout: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 206th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionMost Developed: 302nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 310th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 356th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 433rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 445th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 520th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 524th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 545th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 577th in the regionMost Stationary: 603rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 684th in the regionRudest Citizens: 695th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, Flying spaghetti monster's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Animu Place was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 243 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Joodey, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, and 193 others.A Salmon Named Harold, Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Wisconsota, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Tsandonown, Trillius, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, Cartures, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Lionsroar, Democratic Republic of Magley, Galbadiana, Republiqueducroissant, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, New Chiken, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Wechujan, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Banulia, Altivia, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.

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