The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.653 billion weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 7,030 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 514,929 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for weeb citizenship, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 2,782^nd in the world and 81^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 38.73 Obesity Rate.