The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.723 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,488 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,159 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, they say that Srpski Novo Zelandjanians made a dessert and called it peace, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Firmly Agnostic.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 299,695^th in the world and 4,462^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.65 Obesity Rate.