General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 8.271 billion |
| Capital | TPNG HQ |
| Leader | Kyle kenway |
| Faith | Kenwayism |
| Currency | TPNG token |
| Animal | 4 eyed insectoid |
The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.271 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,772 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,261 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Kyle kenway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.
Troll Punishers is ranked 1,922nd in the world and 73rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 219,059.61 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: 174 » 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Troll Punishers, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Kyle kenway.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, children play a simplified version of hopscotch.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Troll Punishers.
- : Troll Punishers voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
