The Kingdom of David Davidson is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 24.789 billion Sheparders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,518 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,947 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the David Davidson Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 8,521^st in the world and 354^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.52 on the Human Development Index.